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Nightclub
NIGHTCLUB

Definition: A place that is opened in the evening where people can go to dance, drink, etc.
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* All eleven elements should be in.


1. Purposeful and necessary (temporary 'joy' for patrons?).

2. Purpose-built (money! money!! money!!!). But, never overcrowded!!!
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a. Structure or structures is/are solid - does not collapse under the weight of dancers, etc. (no fear).

b. Conveniences are very neat, smelling nicely and functional (no blockages!).

c. Dance floor is 'safe' (no slip or fall).

d. Lighting is top-grade (no 'darkness').

e. Structure has a smoke alarm (no stampede).

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WHATEVER NAMED.
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3. Currently licensed or registered to offer services associated with nightclubbing. That is, monitored and regulated constantly, paying taxes and appropriate fees, etc. as due (no illegality).

4. Place is well-managed or run. That is, place has appropriate rules (= no smoking areas, VIP section, etc.) etc. And the general conduct of the patrons and managers will be excellent (no financial losses).

5. Service from the bars, kitchen, by bouncers, cleaners, etc. is prompt, efficient and effective (no disappointments).

6. Deejay is top class and music set and selection is top quality and/or first grade (no dull moments).
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NO COMPARE.


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7. Gate or entrance fee is affordable (no undue restriction).

8. Place is adequately protected, safe, guarded/secured (no danger).
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NO EMERGENCY.


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9. Drinks, beverages, etc. are original and genuine and not passed their 'consume-by-date'. And meals do not cause stomach aches or food poisoning to diners (no problems).

10. Place serves purposes as planned, without a life or lives being lost as a direct consequence of the building or structure, or the conduct of the persons therein (no unnecessary risks).
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NO SADNESS.


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11. Place, that is, owners, management and nightclub goers observe legal opening and closing times (no unreasonableness).
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NO REGRETS.

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