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| Prostitute (1) | ||
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| PROSTITUTE (1) Definitions: i. A person who has sex for money. ii. A woman (or man) who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse for payment. iii. (New, informal) A person who asks for money for sex. ______________________________________________________________________ * All nine elements above the line would be in. * This is to be taken seriously, please. * See perfect MUTTON (3). 1. Must practice safe sex. So, insists on condoms (there should, therefore, be no infections or diseases). 2. No family or blood relationship with client (or customer!). And, if there is, disregards or vehemently denies it. 3. Accepts credit cards, postal orders, banker's cheques, etc, as payment for the service(s) rendered/to be rendered. 4. Operates a per minute billing system for his or her charges (not hourly or per second or till daybreak {TDB}). 5. Does not discuss love and has no religion, if applicable, while on 'duty'. Never! 6. Charges will be all-inclusive: groupie, anal, bondage, sadomasochism, oral, etc. 7. Accepts payment in any convertible currency: GBP, Greenback, Euro, Naira, etc. 8. Will have and show to, and also demand from the client a negative HIV status certificate, which is current, not beyond a date that is three (?) months earlier. 9. Must not be underage in the area of practice! ______________________________________________________________________ PROSTITUTE AND PATRON, SHOULD PAY A BODY-DEPRECIATION TAX. Quote: "If a lady allows an evil wind to turn her into a naked dancer under every tree, she should also not complain when every tree shed their dry leaves on her". - Kingsley Ogbeide-Ihama. | ||
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| 1. Will pack it all up if the 'pay-off' price is right (if the excuse for prostituting is poor economy or poverty), and the amount will be at least .... . (If not in cash, it must be cleared balance or accessible funds. This 'golden handshake' will be lodged in prostitute's personal current, savings or fixed deposit account). 2. Considers it a necessity to make money through prostituting his or her body, be person a rent boy or an old hag, whatever is done with earnings from wanton sexual intercourse. _________________________________________ NOT UNDERGONE A SEX CHANGE! NOT HAVING ANOTHER 'OCCUPATION'. WARNING: Even when the full 'pay'-off' is effected, please, don't count on a perfect prostitute to give it all up. For the ideal prostitute, habits don't die! FINALLY, THROUGH ALL THE ACTIVE YEARS, A PROSTITUTE (FEMALE) NEVER EVER GETS PREGNANT! |
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