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Seven year itch
SEVEN YEAR ITCH

Definition: (idiomatic - informal, humorous) (usually - the seven year itch) The desire for new sexual experience that is thought to be felt after seven years of marriage.
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Year 1. (Time to search)


a. Terms of marriage are established, exactly as mutually agreed.

b. Union is not the result of an arranged marriage or the aftermath of a shotgun wedding.

c. No condition(s) limiting sexual relationship among couple.

d.
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NO PRENUP.



Year 2. (Season to explore)


a. Sexual activities engaged in, up to and during this time, are deemed or confirmed as normal.

b. No request for, or demand to participate in, an unnatural sexual act, was/is turned down by spouse or found to be not fulfilling.

c. Nothing 'unpalatable' or strange is noticed yet, concerning a partner's personal hygiene/habits, that could have an impact on their joint sex lives.

d.
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NO BESTIALITY !



Year 3. (Period to discover)


a. Desired results from sexual activities are being obtained - child/children, fun/pleasure, etc., etc.

b. Spouse does not cause an 'itch' (the pun is, surely, intended!).

c. No sign yet, at least publicly, of dissatisfaction or discontent.

d.
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NO INFERTILITY, FRIGIDITY, ASPERMIA, EJACULATIO PRECOX, INFENCUNDITY, ONANISM, ETC., ETC.



Year 4. (Time for maximization)


a. No whiff or touch of unfaithfulness - no heavy petting, handjob, etc., involving some other person outside the marriage!

b. No thought of a trial separation or divorce!!

c. No attempt at husband or wife-swapping!!!

d.
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NO SELF-ABUSE.



Year 5. (Season to recognize)


a. Nothing else to prove for either of the lovers. And nowhere or nothing else to explore in each others' bodies.

b. Priorities will be reviewed. That is, some self-assessment, self-awareness, self-examination, self-discovery, etc. take place.

c. Wonderment sets in - 'what' else could be out 'there' ?

d.
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NO ETERNAL TRIANGLE !



Year 6. (Period of decline)


a. The person(s), in the union, desirous of new experience has eyes that have started roving, with thoughts wandering in lust, and groin 'pulsating in anticipation'!

b. Nothing at all, from a sexual point of view, is wrong with spouse, even as a hint of exploitation or frustration could be creeping into the relationship, from the sexual activities engaged in.

c. Slightly now, some dissatisfaction with partner (envy of those outside) or discontentment with 'supplies' (greed of desire), starts to float around, in the hubby's or missus's mind.

d.
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NO STRENGTH OF CHARACTER !



Year 7. (On the brink!)


a. Sex with him/her has become a chore; disinterestedly, uneventfully.

b. Ineffective - all those stimulants and enhancements: the creams, seduction, inducement and all.

c. Real soul-searching begins now, decision will soon have to be made ... to stray or not to stray ?

d.
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* NO INDECISIVENESS.




Yr. 7 Quote: "Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves". - Francoise Sagan.

Yr. 6 Quote: "The main problem with marriage is that men won't act their ages and women won't tell theirs". - Bob Hope.

Yr. 5 Quote: "Marriage is the process of discovering what type of man your wife would have preferred". - Hal Roach.

Yr. 4 Quote: "There is nothing more wasteful than doing diligently what should not be done at all". - Author Unknown.

Yr. 3 Quote: "My husband said he wanted more space, so I locked him outside". - Roseanne.

Yr. 2 Quote: "To catch a man is a an art; to hold him is a job". - Simon de Beauvoir.

Yr. 1 Quote: "Share so much and someone can hurt you". - Dorothy Koomson.

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